October 4th, 2025
posted by [syndicated profile] smbc_comics_feed at 11:20am on 04/10/2025

Posted by Zach Weinersmith



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Posted by Aleksandra Wrona

The film featured a character named Charles Kirkland who was shot in the neck, but that's basically where the similarities ended.

Posted by Josh

Comics Curmudgeon readers! Do you love this blog and yearn for a novel written by its creator? Well, good news: Josh Fruhlinger's The Enthusiast is that novel! It's even about newspaper comic strips, partly. Check it out!

Rex Morgan, M.D., 10/4/25

Oh, man, Rex and June thought they were going to have an early night of it, but now it looks like they’ll be up late spinning an elaborate web of lies for their children. Will they be able to convince the boys that some sad slice of soggy coffee cake they bought at a gas station is in fact left over from Glenwood’s shindig of the year? It’s a tough call: on the one hand, the boys are pretty stupid, but on the other, they seem hyperfixated on cake, so they might figure it out.

Beetle Bailey, 10/4/25

Remember, folks, Beetle Bailey’s Sgt. Snorkel isn’t just a violent man with an eating problem; he also has a drinking problem! They don’t dwell on that so much these days but it’s still canon.

October 3rd, 2025

Posted by Nur Ibrahim

The Puerto Rican singer will be performing at the Super Bowl halftime show in 2026.

Posted by Joey Esposito

The massive expansion of the White House events space is funded by the president himself along with private donors, according to officials.

Posted by Jack Izzo

The agencies provided no evidence to support the allegation that members of the Venezuelan gang lived in the building.

Posted by Jordan Liles

The video depicted the purported U.S. general as saying, "The real battlefield isn't Portland. It's that list. Release the files!"

Posted by Anna Rascouët-Paz

Kraft Heinz, Maxwell House's parent company, said "Maxwell Apartment" would be cheaper, helping renters save money on "café runs."

Posted by Emery Winter

Rory McIlroy is just the latest sports star to be the subject of AI-generated stories about donating housing or funds to homeless people.

Posted by Nur Ibrahim

Many online interpreted his remarks as calling on the U.S. to abandon the Geneva Conventions.

Posted by Megan Loe

What happens to Social Security and Medicare? Will post offices, airports and DMVs stay open? We answer top questions.

Posted by Rae Deng

Immigrants in the country illegally are not eligible for federal health care insurance plans. The Democrats' proposal does not change that.

Posted by Laerke Christensen

McIlroy clashed with spectators at the tournament final in New York, but a video seeming to show him swearing off U.S. tournaments was inauthentic.
posted by [syndicated profile] xkcd_feed at 04:00am on 03/10/2025

Posted by Josh

Comics Curmudgeon readers! Do you love this blog and yearn for a novel written by its creator? Well, good news: Josh Fruhlinger's The Enthusiast is that novel! It's even about newspaper comic strips, partly. Check it out!

My name’s the Comics Curmudgeon and I’m here to say/ It’s COTW time in a major way!

“Ah yes, the old story of the charismatic front man* being tempted to leave behind his loyal friends** for a shot at fame and fourtune.***

* nondescript Rex Morgan secondary character
** some guys who have not been given backstories or even names as far as I can recall
*** being a cover act in a dive bar” –TheDiva

This old school rap rhymes but doesn’t scan/ But here are funny runners up to say “You da man!”

“Look, gang, maybe you should be asking multimillionaire jewelry-store owner Kendra Scott for help, instead of a couple of dogs. I mean, they’re nice dogs, but she’s a lot more likely to have a helicopter at her disposal. And she just offered to help — for all we know, taking time off to rescue hot-air balloon enthusiasts from the sides of cliffs is written into her Shark Tank contract.” –BigTed

“If Cody thought that hell was having a half-brother not want anything to do with him, wait until he finds himself playing ‘Drop Kick Me, Jesus’ to a crowd of twenty five drunk hipsters for the thousandth time.” –Tabby Lavalamp

“Dot, it’s because, one day, the prince actually COULD be president! That metaphor got a bit tortured but you get me. I’ll be at Thirsty’s.” –A Grave Mind

“The caller could care less if the jury finds Crock guilty or not guilty of whatever crimes he may have committed. There is no credit card. There is no bank. The caller is making sure Crock is at his desk as the drone comes through the window.” –Hibbleton

“Ditto, you need to get on the phone to your agent. Didn’t they promise they were going to make you ‘the next Bart Simpson’ with your own catchphrase and everything? ‘The strip’s breakout star,’ isn’t that what they said? Well, look at the kind of material you’re actually getting. Not good, dude. Not good.” –Joe Blevins

“I like the tension of the two panel structure. You wish your mom what?!?! Never died? Never got knocked up by a dalmatian and broke up your family? Never bought that hideous taxidermied dog corpse?” –Schroduck

“One of Hagar’s men smiles to hear this witty retort. Another snaps to sudden, ravenous attention, and a third appears to have lost his mouth somewhere between panels one and two. But it’s the two whose expressions don’t change that really seal it for me. They could care less about class struggle, or about literally eating the rich. They’re just there, doing what needs to be done. It could be manning the oars of Hagar’s knarr, it could be some light axe work, whatever. It beats the plow, or getting tossed in the peat bog as a ritual sacrifice, kind of.” –I’m Not Cthulhu, But I Play Him On TV

“Every now and again, you see a hint of military reality in Beetle Bailey. Today, they’ve seized the high ground! Good job. The ghosts of Jomini and Clausewitz nod approvingly, while the shades of Patton and Kesselring curse them for not digging in on the reverse slope. High ground’s great, guys, but artillery remains the Queen of Battle, and the sons of Saint Barbara, from Mehmed the Conqueror to Freeman McGilvery to Marshal Zhukov, are slavering to turn your position into a churning sea of mud and flesh.” –Voshkod

“Buick has spent the last several years, and probably millions of dollars, trying to rebrand their cars for younger drivers and along comes Mary Worth to undo all that effort with a single panel. Sorry, Moy and Brigman, but when the GM legal team comes knocking, the ‘younger people will enjoy it ironically’ rationalization that you use on your editors probably won’t work.” –Where’s Rocky?

“I think I see the problem, Henry: it’s backwards.” –pugfuggly

“In Ivory Lana two thugs make a botch
Of their simple assignment to keep the night watch.
Having let their attentiveness slip by a notch
They’re brought down by the Phantom’s robust SHADOW CROTCH!

The Phantom has struck like a snake in the grass
And smacked each of the guards at his center of mass.
For Chuma to somehow escape this morass
He must first overpower his foe’s STRIPEY ASS!

Dai Lu Han’s motorcycle has slowed to a stroll
On the journey to Chuma’s atrocious hellhole
But since Phantom has got the mine under control
She might just as well head back to Jungle Patrol!” –Uncle Lumpy

“I don’t often compliment the Dennis the Menace art, but that is a great depiction of a woman blissfully thinking, ‘I’m going to leave you.’” –matt w

“It’s not that it’s gotten too late for Rex and June — it’s that it might get too late. Of course, it’s never too early to worry about it getting too late.” –Boomer

“Rex and June need to be well-rested and ready to heal when all of the injured rowdies from the reception start staggering/crawling/line-dancing into the clinic.” –MKay

“Do ‘critics’ really say the race cars need to go faster, Gertie? Is there a yearly quota for fiery fatalities that’s somehow not being met? Or, are you projecting your own lust for deadly incendiary mayhem onto these ‘critics?’” –astroboy

“The irony is that the King of Id thought that legalizing weed would mellow out the hordes of angry peasants. Instead, they’ve just added ‘excessive excise tax on cannabis’ to their list of grievances.” –Guts Dozier

I don’t see Saul or Eve, but wait! Oh, there’s the top of Charterstone roof and the parking lot. I can see my car. To think, we were home all the time and didn’t realize it. My, oh my, now there’s a life lesson for you, Olive. Olive? Olive? Oh, you are already down and almost at the parking lot.” –Kirk Out

“Remember when comic books used to have ads with Spider-Man™ hawking Hostess snack cakes and fruit pies? Well, whichever ad agency has that account has decided the comics idea was good, but the approach needs to be WAY less exciting. You get a big delight mild pleasure in every bite!” –Peanut Gallery

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posted by [syndicated profile] smbc_comics_feed at 11:20am on 03/10/2025

Posted by Zach Weinersmith



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posted by [syndicated profile] cakewrecks_feed at 01:00pm on 03/10/2025

Posted by Jen

Remember, bakers, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Perhaps I should rephrase that.

 

Um...

Oh! How about this:

If at first you don't succeed, do something different the second time.

Going in circles, we are.

 

See, generally you're going to want to erase your first attempt, and then try to improve things the second time.

Hey, way to put the "DUN DUN DUNNN" in redundant!

 

Don't worry, though; with a little practice and repetition, you too can tell people to go pee themselves.

Er...yeah!

Go, go, go!

Thanks to Cat W., Laurie M., Christina A., & Terry L.

Thanks to Cat W., Laurie M., Christina A., & Terry L.

*****

P.S. In case this post wasn't painful enough:

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes

There are a lot of "dad joke" books out there, but this one has awesome ratings AND the word "spiffing" on the cover, so it's a clear winner.

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

Posted by Jack Izzo

According to CBS News, information that included Sherrill's social security number, home addresses and life insurance wasn't properly redacted.
posted by [syndicated profile] joshreadscomics_feed at 11:28am on 03/10/2025

Posted by Josh

Comics Curmudgeon readers! Do you love this blog and yearn for a novel written by its creator? Well, good news: Josh Fruhlinger's The Enthusiast is that novel! It's even about newspaper comic strips, partly. Check it out!

Wizard of Id, 10/3/25

It absolutely makes sense that people hear “New York” and think of New York City — the city is a world cultural capital, is the economic engine of the state and indeed much of the country, and a majority of the state population lives either in the city itself or its immediately adjacent suburbs. Still, when you grow up (like I did) in a very different kind of city that happens to be at the complete opposite end of the state, you get a little whiplash when you hear about things happening in “New York.” For instance, when New York legalized marijuana for recreational use, I was already living in Los Angeles, another megacity that was ahead of the curve on that one, so the idea of people in Brooklyn or Manhattan being able to buy weed at some high-end hipster dispensary absolutely made sense. But legalization was a state decision, not a city one, and going home to the Buffalo area and seeing janky stores in suburban strip malls near where my parents live named things like “The Devil’s Lettuce” was significantly weirder. Anyway, that’s kind of how I feel about newspaper comics doing weed legalization jokes. This topic belongs in alternative comics on the seedy internet! Not in the newspaper in front of God and everybody!

Rex Morgan, M.D., 10/3/25

I was trying to imagine what hedonistic and shocking activity the assembled Ameripolitans would be engaged in when Rex and June turn around and sneak back to the wedding as it gets later and wilder to see if they can make off with enough wedding cake to satiate their greedy children. Honestly doesn’t seem like an orgy crowd, but maybe … cocaine? Hard rocking country musicians, many of whom are older guys who probably came of age in the ’80s … they’ve moved on from booze to coke at this point, right? Never mind what I said up above about the Wizard of Id, I’m a blogger on the seedy internet and I’m allowed to make these jokes.

Mary Worth, 10/3/25

Damn, Mary, can’t you just be pleased and satisfied that these dogs Incredible Journeyed it here to see you? Do you need their drippy human owners to show up too? Why is nothing anyone does ever good enough for you?

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